This one is pretty on par with some of what she wears now however, it’s not quite to the same extremes of some of her more recent outfits. I like the brunette hair!

Now this is a good one to wear home to maybe meet your boyfriend’s parents. The suit and glasses say you should be taken seriously yet, the pearls and bows say that you are feminine and would be a good home maker!

This is a nice little cover up for when it’s cold outside. Nothing like a feather, hair on the shoulders, see through blue blanket, and fishnets to say I’m ready for a party!

See, now obviously we have a case here of someone who cares about the environment. Whenever she gets her hair cut she saves the clippings and has them made into clothes. Well-done Lady Gaga! This is very Madonna meets Viking princess meets showgirl.

Now this is a great one. It’s like the sun is coming up behind her head! What woman doesn’t feel good about herself when she has on her see-through lace body suit and mini thong? On a somewhat serious note (as serious as I can be when talking about this outfit), if you are going to wear this, the lace on the face looks kind of cool. And her hair (minus the sun) is styled pretty cute with a side of sass!

Now there was a little phase here where Lady Gaga got stuck in a rut with the geometric ice crystals on the clothes look. It is kind of cool looking though! I think this is some of her cooler yet not out of her mind outfits.

Here is an outfit that is clearly for those days that you just don’t feel like being strapped into a hair bustier, want to just go out for a walk, and maybe turn a few tricks! Who knows?!

I think she may be wearing a leather beehive here, but I can’t be for sure. Man there is nothing like a good old Lady Gaga leotard!

Now if you were being a toy solider for Halloween this would be an awesome costume. But for some reason, my gut is telling me that she is completely serious about this and I’m guessing it’s no where close to Halloween.

This one is so crazy that it’s cool. It really catches the stage lights well. If you look closely too, her piano is also filled with bubbles. Pretty cool!

Man it must have been so embarrassing though when Lady Gaga did a guest appearance on SNL and Andy Samberg showed up wearing the exact same thing! Talk about AWKWARD!

Here Madonna! Top this! You may have started the cone bra but I perfected it!

Now the rest of the pictures are montages to some of the most absurd yet awesome, umm, clothing? Dress? Underwear? Lets go with things that she puts on her body.
These next three outfits are dedicated to all those stuffed animals out there that thought they would never be anything more than just a child’s toy. These are for you, the stuffies that dared to dream.
To Hello Kitty:

To Animal from the Muppets:

And finally to Kermit the Frog:
This dedication is for being one of the best news reporters in the history of television and for being someone who always kept his head up, even in times of facing the hardships of being green.
The Mask Montage:
This next set of pictures are for all of the weird yet awesome masks she wears. Do you think it’s hot under there? I bet the 5 pounds of eye make-up she puts on is running down her face after performing with some of these bad boys on!
The mirror mask must be pretty heavy. Do you think her parents look at her and say wow, I see so much of myself in you! Okay that was way too cheesy, even for me! This is a pretty sweet picture though. It’s like she the bad ass ninja of pop music!
Be sure you don’t kiss her when she’s wearing this beast. Probably best to just say a good three feet away from her face.

I think the gimp from Pulp Fiction may have been her inspiration for this one.

I feel like Zorro was the inspiration for this one.

All of these mask pictures are a great way to transition into my next little collection of pictures. Who can forget the 2009 MTV video music awards? Six costume changes, masks, feathers, fake blood, a crown, and a bird’s nest! These are the things that every woman should have in her closet; they’re the real staples of any solid wardrobe!
This is a perfect choice for walking the red carpet. She looks like a raven going to the ball!

This next one was what she wore for her performance. I included two pictures because I wanted to show the little mask she wore before she ripped it off and started bleeding out of her stomach. You know, typical performance stuff.


Then this was the outfit she wore for watching most of the award show after her performance. This is a good choice because you want to be comfortable if you’re going to be sitting there for a while. Plus you never know when the sides of your face will get cold.

Then there’s the total dilemma of what to wear for when they announce the winner of category that you’re nominated for. Elegant gown? Something short and sassy? Even one of her typical leotards? Nope, let’s go with the face and body covering lace thing with a crown. Yes. Yes that is the solid choice.

After the award show is over all of the winners go into a pressroom where they get their picture taken for the press and then shout out a few words about how awesome they are. I actually think this is the sanest outfit she wore all night. For me it feels kind of like a space man meets the Little Mermaid, Ariel’s shell bra. This is probably the most comfortable thing she wore all night.

Then there’s the after party outfit. I’m at a loss for words on this one. I think it pretty much makes fun of it’s self.

Now as a final note, I would like to say that I’m a big Lady Gaga fan and do not mean any disrespect with any of the comments I make. e has a stylist or someone to dress her each and every morning. In all seriousness though, I bet she does have a stylist. I mean why not? Your dad is Tom Cruise and the fashionable Katie Holmes! Here are some of my favorite outfits and I’ve also included some pictures of when Suri’s hair was cute. It seems to be slowly dwindling down into quite a mess! She still is pretty cute though.